Sip! Sip! Sip! Sip! Sip! Sip! Sip! Sip! Sip! Mineral water Sail all day, through the storm and thunder To fill our chests with bitcoin and gold Drink all night, in the after-plunder Our thirst for thirst will never grow old Fight all day, those who won't surrender Will face the wrap of our cannon bowl Party all night, throw your greens in the blender Squeeze your juice at the captain's call A pirate's real treasure is health 'Cause we are Sober! Pirates of milkshake Old buccaneers of masala chai Sober! Skulls without headache Gonna be sober until we die! Sober! Pirates of milkshake Old buccaneers of masala chai Sober! Skulls without headache Gonna be sober until we die! An apple a day keeps the doctor away So we chew iPhones while we chase our prey We'll enslave your crew and put them on their knees And stay fit to prevent cardiovascolar disease In a Pilates ship you can't do as you please We're the personal trainers of the seven seas Our cannon's loaded with a kettlebell So do the plank or walk the plank! A pirate ship driver must pass the alcohol test That's why we are... Sober! Pirates of milkshake Old buccaneers of masala chai Sober! Skulls without headache Gonna be sober until we die! Sober! Pirates of milkshake Old buccaneers of masala chai Sober! Skulls without headache Gonna be sober until we die! Yo-ho-ho for the ginger tea (ginger tea, ginger tea) Yo-ho-ho for the ginger tea (and we're sober 'til we die) Yo-ho-ho for pineapple juice (pineapple juice, pineapple juice) Yo-ho-ho for pineapple juice (and we're sober 'til we die) Liver's a pirate's best friend 'Cause we are 'Cause we are 'Cause we are Sober! Pirates of milkshake Old buccaneers of masala chai Sober! Skulls without headache Gonna be sober until we die! Sober! Pirates of milkshake Old buccaneers of masala chai Sober! Skulls without headache Gonna be sober until we die! Gonna be sober until we die! Gonna be sober until we fuckin' die!