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[Note: there are no actual lyrics in the song, just coughs, sneezes, yawns, and random house noises. Below are the lyrics put by the band in the official video for the song.]

[Verse 1]

Yaaawn uaaaaaapa yappa wuhan

Yaaawn haarp uwaaaaa who-ooooh

Yawmpa yngwie malmsteen

Uoooooo, poo-poroppo-paaaah

Gnakwauappa yawaaa unrwa

Yawna itwascausedby brwno maaars

Milf milf!

Cough cough cough cougaaaar

Snuff snuff!

Cough cough coughwabungaaah

[Chorus]

Aaaaaa-chooooo

Aaaaaa-chooooo

Aaaaaa-chooooo

Cough-yah, cough

Bleach-choo, etchoo!

Aaaaaa-chooooo

Aaaaaa-chooooo

Aaaaaa-chooooo

Cough-yah, cough

Bleach-choo, etchoo!

[Verse 2]

Yaaawn gabbah gabbah heyyyy

Umpa lumpa 911truth cowid19insidejob

Yaaawn novaaaahhhhxxxxx itwasthe5g

Bungaahhh bungahhh knopparp

Kwogh cough, kwogh cough!

[Chorus]

Aaaaaa-chooooo

Aaaaaa-chooooo

Aaaaaa-chooooo

Cough-yah, cough

Bleach-choo, etchoo!

Aaaaaa-chooooo

Aaaaaa-chooooo

Aaaaaa-chooooo

Cough-yah, cough

Bleach-choo, etchoo!

Eaaah-tchokooo! Atchoo!

Eaaah-tchokooo! Atchoo!

Eaaah-tchokooo! Atchoo!

Eaaah-tchokooo! Atchoo!

Aaaaaa-chooooo

Aaaaaa-chooooo

Aaaaaa-chooooo

Cough cough blwuaaahhhh

Bleach-choo, etchoo!

Aaaaaa-chooooo

Aaaaaa-chooooo

Aaaaaa-chooooo

Cough-yah, cough

Bleach-choo, etchoo!

Aaaaaa-chooooo

Aaaaaa-chooooo

Aaaaaa-chooooo

Cough-yah, cough

Eaaah-tchoooo! Atchoo!

Eaaah-tchoooo! Atchoo!

Eaaah-tchoooo! Atchoo!

Eaaah-tchoooo!

Etch, cha-cha cha-cha!