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How does it feel

to be a poser like you?

How does it feel

to listen to Tokyo Hotel?

Have you ever noticed

That the word "Poser"

rhymes with "Loser"?

And you don't know

The title of the first Manowar album

Poser, you stand alone in the dark

Poser, I wonder why

Noah put you in the ark

And you don't know the difference

between Metallica and Iron Maiden

Poser, you have the t-shirt of Reload

I am a poser, and I listen to Korn

But I am not a loser

And I'm glad to be born

Even if you say that the word "Poser"

rhymes with "Loser"

That doesn't mean I am...

(Yes you are!)

I am...

(Yes you are!)

I am...!

(YES NOW YOU DO

WHAT THEY TOLD YA!)

Poser, you stand alone in the dark

(I am just sleeping in my bedroom)

Poser, I wonder why

Noah put you in the ark

(I smell less

than the Cercopitecosaurus)

And you don't know the difference

between Bruce Dickinson

(Fly as high as the sun!)

and Blaze Bayley

(Falling down...)

Poser, you like

Virtual XI!!!