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Raise sails, head to the open sea

Under captain Schettino's command

Heeding the proud and stuttering call

Of Pippi Longstocking and Saddam Hussein

From Cape Town, through lake Baikal

Across Castel di Sangro

To the enchanted valleys of European Alps

Where reptilians play Subbuteo with Bush

Cows, fire, demons – you cannot stop our march

Piggybacking Eddie Murphy into Liechtenstein

Hail to Liechtenstein! Hail to Liechtenstein!

Hail to Liechtenstein!

We bought a swiss motorway vignette

To drive through the A13

Avoiding the checks of the border patrol

To be free from customs control

Dribbling the sight of old passersby

Riding to downtown Schaan,

While the busty Liechtensteinerinnen

Still inspire us with onanist dreams

Our journey's over, and the hardships now are gone

Flying free on Hawking wheelchairs to Liechtenstein

Hail to Liechtenstein! Hail to Liechtenstein!

Hail to Liechtenstein!

The highest GDP per person in the world

Adjusting by purchase power parity

An unemployment rate so ridiculously low

It's just 1.5%

Levying a flat income tax

And a loose corporate fiscal regime

Under the sign of the Financial Intelligence Unit

Fighting laundering and capital flight

Fürstentum Liechtenstein

Fürstentum Liechtenstein

A business-friendly country you are

Prince Hans Adam! For the permit we'll apply

To gain timeless residence in Liechtenstein!

Hail to Liechtenstein! Hail to Liechtenstein!

Hail to Liechtenstein!