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Eighteen ten the numbers

Summoning the

Giorgio Mastro'

Bed with wooden clapboards

At the heart of

Giorgio Mastro'

Dishwasher-	safe cookware set

Ergonomically designed

Rubber handles, nonstick coating and

Conductive heavy gauge aluminium!

DHL delivers

The mattresses of

Giorgio Mastro'

Elefantly powered

Comes the ghost of

Giorgio Mastro'

There's a pot to cook the rice,

And a pot to cook the corn

There's a Sony hi-res webcam,

for both snuff and porn!

GIORGIO MASTRO’!

STEAK-KNIFE WARRIOR, KEEPER OF THE STAINLESS STEEL

GIORGIO MASTRO’!

MOUNTAIN SHAMAN, ON SHIMANO POWERED WHEEL

YOU CAN GET A PRESSURE COOKER

AND PAY IN COMFORTABLE RATES

DO NOT WAIT TO PLACE YOUR ORDER

PROCEED TO CHECKOUT, THAT AMAZON AWAITS!

MASTRO’ –TA TRO –TA