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Hey, hey, hey

Armpits!

Hey, hey, hey

Armpits!

Hey, hey, hey

Armpits!

Hey, hey, hey

Armpits!

We reach our promised land, where the grass is brown and the girls are questionable

With twelve inside an old Volkswagen van

We march under the rain, our boots are filled with feet and pain

Ingrown toenails are our daily bread

Kind people throwing up, in blooms of piss and mud

This is the homeland for us all

Mosh at the festival, knees in the genitals

Unite our scents to fill the hall

Armpits of immortals

Standing victorious

Raise your hands up in the sky

Our smell will never die

Armpits of immortals

Standing victorious

Raise your hands up in the sky

Our smell will never die

Never die

Hey, hey, hey

Armpits!

Hey, hey, hey

Armpits!

Hey, hey, hey

Armpits!

Hey, hey, hey

In our groin the raclette, our dingleberries are amulets

Our eau de toilet smells like toilet

No fear to push our luck, when we bravely go to dump a truck

Lulled by the music of Johann Sebach

Germs fast like a Concorde

Bacteria with a sword

Gave life eternal to us all!

Armpits of immortals

Standing victorious

Raise your hands up in the sky

Our smell will never die

Armpits of immortals

Standing victorious

Raise your hands up in the sky

Our smell will never die

Never die

Raise your left arm for the sweat glands (left, left, lfet)

Raise your right arm for the talc (right, right, right)

Clap your hands to kill mosquitos (clap, clap, clap)

Until the endocrine system burns the sky!

Armpits of immortals

Standing victorious

Raise your hands up in the sky

Our smell will never die

Armpits of immortals

Standing victorious

Raise your hands up in the sky

Our smell will never die

Armpits of immortals

Standing victorious

Raise your hands up in the sky

Our smell will never die

Never die

Hey, hey, hey

Armpits!