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Vagina dentata! Hine-nui-te-pō!

Deeply she sleeps, legs open wide

It's insane to see what is between

Abyssal vulva, beyond belief

Sharp crystal barbs come from its lips

Māui beheld that curious scene

The goddess hair like seaweed

Her mouth resembling a barracuda

Ruby eyes glowing

Then he made his mind

Captivated by the mistress

He decided to plunge

Into the dark hole

Māui took off his vestments

Denuding his tattooed body

A fish-patterned Maori

His pals agreed to keep the silence

Although a little bird couldn't stand that scene

It hooted amused by the absurd

Then the goddess awoke and noticed it all

She sliced Māui with her obsidian-toothed pussy

Hine-nui-te-pō

Queen of the underworld

Made the very first living creature to pass away

Now all Maori must experience Death

The last of the Māui tricks

He wanted immortality for mankind

By diving through her cunt and getting back from her mouth

To reverse the pathway of birth

When the sky turns red, remember her

The Goddess of Death

Daughter of Tane Mahuta

and Hine-ahuone

Hine-nui-te-pō

Empress of the underworld

Made the very first man to die

Now all of us must experience Death

Hine-nui-te-pō