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A lonely worker performs the ritual unionization

and thus begins his initiation into the Left-Wing Path

Where we worship cool ideas but in secular tradition

Sure, we want a Utopia, but ours doesn’t involve dictatorship and killing any minorities

The only violence we may approve of

is beating Richard Spencer right in the nose

And maybe spitting on Alex Jones

For trve leftism you must denounce Stalin

And live by the words of Marx, our human-and-equal savior

If we want to build a future of peace

the corpse of capitalism has to be our foundation

The Path is everywhere, from hating your racist uncle to denouncing Israeli occupation

In having to pay tens of thousands in college debt, or getting fired for no good reason

The white patriarchy is real, there’s actually quite good science and history on it

If you think it’s not based on socially constructed gender norms,

just look at Jordan Peterson, who works in a feminine field

whilst simulatenously being revered by incels as the manliest dude ever

Lobsters are cool and all, but dad bears eat their own kid

and live in separation from their family

Gay penguins father baby penguins and give a token of monogamy

But the Christian family construct is definitely to be seen as the only viable family unit

According to right-wing dickheads, that is

The problem with hierarchy is tyranny

Tyranny is fueled by money

Money means more for few and less for many

We must collectively embrace the Left-Wing Path

to achieve true equality

And the beauty is: Marx thought equality of outcome was stupid too