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There’s a story to be told about how Satan was the first anarchist in literature

He stood up to God’s lone sovereign rule by rathering the same privileges apply to everyone

Let the angels create, and let man live with angels

Instead he was sentenced to live in a freezing lake

He made one crucial mistake:

there was no capitalism to revolutionize in heaven

Satan was ahead of his time

Lucifer, the Trve Enlightened One

Though I think religious freedom is necessary,

all religions are opiates, but Christianity is by far the worst

Therefore, when the time comes, we will have to slay fascists in the name of Satan

Religious lingo is the only talk they understand

Under the A, we will dance on the burning corpses of those who oppose a good life for everyone

Your capitalism will fall

Burn the banks, a capitalist institutions, and burn all bankers

You will worship the anarchosatanist

When he brings utopia to your front door

But only in a non-religious way, of course

The time is nigh, we must act now

Or capitalism will give birth to global temperature increase

The likes of which we will not survive