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What did you do with my knives?

What did you do with my knives?

I had them in a very specific order

I devised my own sorting algorithm that is absolutely cutting edge

Basically each one of them has a number assigned to it based on how many people I've sent to heaven with it

Then you sort the numbers alphabetically by the phonetic spelling of the number

For example:

If I sent 13 people to heaven with knife #1, 8 with knife #2, and 0 with knife #3, what order should they be in?

First would be knife #2 [eyt], second would be knife #1 [thur-teen], and third would be #3 [zeer-oh]

What did you do with my knives?

What did you do with my knives?

They are completely out of order now

I swear to God the second I get these sorted again I am sending you straight to heaven

God dammit