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These aliens are crazy

They don't give a fuck

Eating all the humans

Drinking all their chuck

This is a job for real mean

Barry and Terry are here

But you intergalactic wankers

Have Ozzy and Derek to fear

My name is Derek

And soon you'll be dead

Suck my spinning steel shithead

The bastards have landed

The bastards have landed

They come from outer space

They've really bad taste

The bastards have landed

Now it's time for talkies

I'll hammer this real deep

You'll be babbling in no time

Before Ozzy blows up a sheep

You all are on my kill list

Lord Crumb is number one

Cuz my name is Derek

And Dereks don't run

My name is Derek

And soon you'll be dead

Suck my spinning steel shit head

The bastards have landed

The bastards have landed

They come from outer space

They've really bad taste

The bastards have landed

When this is done

They'll need a mop

Never mind

The fucking police

No glowing fingers

On these astro wankers

They do not come in peace

They do not come in peace

These aliens are crazy

They don't give a fuck

Eating all the humans

Drinking all their chuck

You all are on my kill list

Lord Crumb is number one

Cuz my name is Derek

And Dereks don't run

My name is Derek

And soon you'll be dead

Suck my spinning steel shit head

The bastards have landed

The bastards have landed

They come from outer space

They've really bad taste

The bastards have landed