Murder night has gone as well as it could have ever gone Four psychotic slashers do better work than one Under a veil of darkness we hack and slash at will Searching for our latest kill More bodies lay ahead but something isn’t right We haven’t killed these ones, certainly not tonight They seem to have been bitten, these bites look so strange The thought that something stole my kills is filling me with rage Then from bellow, something bites through skin and bone Is it simian? Is it rodent? Either way I remove his head from his shoulders Now Doofus isn’t right, blood is pouring from his bite He’s starting to get weak, he’s losing all his might The blood is pouring out of him, he’s starting to turn blue Now one of my own is the victim, I don’t know what to do Singaya! He’s got the bite! Dead alive All of those dead They start reanimating They come back to life Too many to start decapitating Run, run for your life Although your legs are aching We’ve left Doofus behind Now my black heart is breaking He’s dead, dead in the ground He couldn’t put up a fight Now we’re one man down I’m in no mood to murder tonight Doofus my friend You’ll never be forgotten We’ll meet again When you’re dead and rotten