Oofus! Walking down the street with a sweater on Lime green pants, Hush Puppies he’s walking on Nothing escapes him, everything in sight If there’s something wrong he’s gonna make it right Eyes of a hawk, he could eat a whale If you’re screwing up his beach he’ll send you to jail If you litter, a fate worse than death He’ll scream on your face with his atomic breath Inspector Oofus Hey! That’s me That’s right Keep my beach clean Tidey up Inspector Oofus on patrol Lower that radio to a respectable volume, please Be courteous to others Doesn’t need a badge, he’s always on patrol Never been fooled ‘cause he always knows Where’s there kids, trouble seems to be How many of you girls still have your virginity? (Oofus gets possessed) Oofus! Walking down the street with a sweater on Lime green pants, Hush Puppies he’s walking on Nothing escapes him, everything in sight If there’s something wrong he’s gonna make it right Eyes of a hawk, he could eat a whale If you’re screwing up his beach he’ll send you to jail If you litter, a fate worse than death He’ll scream on your face with his atomic breath Inspector Oofus Hey! That’s me That’s right Keep my beach clean Tidey up Inspector Oofus on patrol Lower that radio to a respectable volume, please Be courteous to others Doesn’t need a badge, he’s always on patrol Never been fooled ‘cause he always knows Where’s there kids, trouble seems to be How many of you girls still have your virginity?