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Kill the emus, kill them now

Kill the emus, Lewis guns

Kill the emus, there they

Shoot the emus, with our guns

Can’t shoot, they’re just too far

Kill the emus, kill them now

Kill the emus, with our gun

Kill the emus, here they are

Shoot the emus, with our guns

Oh shit the guns got jammed

Kill the emus, second try

Kill the emus further south

We need guns, on a truck

Chase the emu, in our trucks

The truck is too damn slow

Kill the emus, war goes on

Get the emus set a trap

Shoo the emu, to that barn

Kill the emus, no escape

They went around the fucking barn

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Emus coming from the hills

Flightless bird you cannot miss

Fighting on to stop the hordes

Emus coming for our homes

Bullets and feather are flying everywhere,

ricochet are going up high in the air,

sweat of my brow got in my face, I forgot my hat

Men are crying, emus aren't dying, I'm trying to eat my breakfast in peace now I spilled my tea

Damn you emus damn you to hell,

kill you and all your kin,

faster then Zulus in tropic rains, they’re just to fast

Now in wake of a failure state,

Laughing at us in our disgrace,

Time to pack our bags and guns,We must go home

Kill the emus, second war

Get the same guy, he was cool

Kill the emus, this time right

Kill the emus, with new guns

We go the firepower now

Kill the emus, many died

Many emus, three days flat

Killed the emus, now go home

Get a medal, and made new hats

Those hats are freaking cool

-Chorus