Totally Not Toxic Breakup Song Lyrics

Album: Six Pack

After all this time, We spent together,

you cut me off, and left forever.

I wonder when did all go wrong,

Was it the booze? Was it my schlong?

All that matters now, is that I'm all alone.

I need to cope with this, So I wrote this song.

Now I understand that relationships are a very complex

thing. Feelings change, attraction disappears, I get

it, I really do. And even though I don't understand

why Karen left me and took the fucking kids I'm gonna

be mature, be the bigger person, forgive and forget

and all that stuff. Or I could go the thrash metal way

and just call her a whore for the entire chorus.

Whore! You're a whore! You are a filthy fucking whore!

Sure eat these thirty dicks, you can always have some more.

More! There is more! Don't you move cause there is more!

Yeah I might be an asshole but you're rotten to the core.

Core! Metalcore! I hate shitty metalcore!

Not really related but I'm really fucking sore.

Sore! Getting sore! My junk is getting sore!

I'm jerking off so much I think my dick is getting torn.