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Arrive home after a long day

my girlfriend wants to see fifty shades of grey

I can't be sober for this shit

let's see what's in the fridge

Oh, shoot, we ran out of booze

I can't get drunk with tomato juice

not a drop of drink left

I won't survive this shit fest

I, would, kill, to, have one can

a last one

the last of the pack

I, would, kill, to, have one can

a last one

the last of the pack