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Not too long ago,

not so far away,

there was this drunkard

who emptied taberns everyday.

Through the door, at the crack of dawn

he would enter with his might.

He will sit around, order up,

won't leave until the night.

All this epic binges gave him his fame

All around the people knew his name

Sir Drinkalot

The mightiest drunkard of them all

He wields a tankard of steel

With a liver made of iron

his thirst cannot be killed,

but nothing is stronger than his will.

When he's done, the booze's all gone,

not a single drop in sight.

Then he'll go, fight another foe,

he's the drunkest of knights.

He will fight no orcs, no evil force,

nor dragons or tree blights.

The only time he will draw his blade,

is to leave the tab unpaid.

The ultimate hero, wanders without rest.

no drink is safe from his epic quest.

Sir Drinkalot

The mightiest drunkard of them all

He wields a tankard of steel

With a liver made of iron

his thirst cannot be killed,

but nothing is stronger than his will.

To drink a lot.

CHOLO

EPUS

TRIDAC

TYLUS

VOCATUS

BIBERE

RESACUS

MAXIMUS

Sir Drinkalot

The mightiest drunkard of them all

He wields a tankard of steel

Blind Guardian's gonna sue us,

or maybe will Rhapsody

but at least we can speak english properly

Sir Drinkalot

Looks like we're through all the way,

and now, one last cliche.