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Open my eyes and what do I find,

some kinda monster, I wish I was blind,

I can't believe, is it real what I see?

it's some orc from the lord of the rings.

Looks like she was hit with a shovel,

(like her head got stuck in the oven.)

Shocked, I'm stuck, I must be paralyzed,

I can't believe my eyes.

I'm afraid, I must run away,

wasn't ready for this (morning surprise.)

Holy fuck, now the beast is awake,

No time to waste, I've gotta escape,

I jump outta bed and sprint to the door,

there's no use, I try but it's locked.

Hear her roar with all my dread,

(Hey handsome come back to bed)

Shocked, I'm stuck, I must be paralyzed,

I can't believe my eyes.

I'm afraid, I must run away,

wasn't ready for this morning surprise.

Shocked, I'm stuck, I must be paralyzed,

I can't believe my eyes.

I'm afraid, I must run away,

wasn't ready for this morning surprise.

Shocked, I'm stuck, I must be paralyzed,

I can't believe my eyes.

Holy shit, I can see a dick,

wasn't ready for this morning surprise.