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It's not you, It's me

It's not you, It's me

It's not you, babe you are an ace

It's me, I swear I need some space

It's not you, but I think we need a break

It's me, and I have a confession to make

I spend all our money buying shit you hate,

I hate all your friends, specially that bitch Kate,

I french kissed your sisters ass when you were out working late.

The bath towel was wet so I dryed up with your cat.

I told all your friends you are really into skat.

I used your granny's ashes to clean up some puke,

I never flush so you can always admire my poop.

I know what you must think,

I'm the worst you've ever seen.

So that's why I assure you babe

I'm not lying when I tell you that

It's not you, It's me

It's not you, It's me

It's not you, baby you are a snack,

It's me, the one who smokes crack.

It's not you, so don't you blame yourself,

It's me, and this is farewell.

I never used a condom, I don't like how they feel.

Sorry about the fisting, I'm sure your ass will heal.

I'm always gone 'cause you suck at making plans,

I made a fortune selling your nudes on onlyfans.

And now you must think,

I'm really fucking mean,

and that's why I gotta bail,

all of this is getting stale.

It's not you, It's me

It's not you, It's me

It's not you, I can't do this anymore,

It's me, I'm going out the door

It's not you, you treat me like a king

It's me, oh yeah and one last thing

I'm sure I said some shit that really make you upset,

but don't go away, cause I ain't finished yet.

You were the best, by way far,

sex that I ever had.

This week.