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I was going about my day,

watching porn and drinking away,

the sweetest ring came out my phone,

then I knew love was on it's way.

Even though I couldn't see,

I was hooked immediately,

when I was sure she wasn't a dyke,

she was worth my superlike.

She's like the stars in the sky,

like the cream in the pie,

like a rose grown on winter,

the russian girl I met on tinder.

When we met, it was cold

I found out she liked alcohol

We got vodka and some weed

Everything that we would need

We drank, we smoked, we drank some more,

until we were done for,

she asked me then to take her home,

now it's time to have some fun.

She's like the stars in the sky,

like the cream in the pie,

like a rose grown on winter,

the russian girl I met on tinder.

We got home, we were smashed

I poured us the last glass

She drank it all in one gulp

and to bed she dragged my ass!

She went wild, tore my shirt

pulled my pants down and my slips

we went for it all night

until the sheets were dyed white

She's like the stars in the sky,

like the cream in the pie,

like a rose grown on winter,

the russian girl I met on tinder.