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Over there in Norway, the churches all burn down

Let's go dress in goth clothes and get painted like a clown

Awesome leather armbands with spikes like two feet long

Hair is parted down the middle, frowning like a frog!

In league with the devil, talking Satan, skulls and hell

Making mommy mad, cause that's original

If you hate good music, then it can't hurt to go

Image-conscious assholes, black metal fashion show!

I hope that you get hit by a bus. Why?

BLACK METAL SUCKS

Careful not to smear your makeup

YOU SUCK!

Goth clothes and frowns, just like we discussed

BLACK METAL SUCKS!

AAAAUUUUGH....

WHAT?

YOU SUCK!

Blacke Foryst of Despayr, taking photos of the band

Put 'em up on Facebook, you're the envy of the land

Posing with a battleaxe and grimacing with hate

When you're done with this, figure skating at the lake!

The music is best, it's got the hardest metal sound

Quickly riffing on one note is certain to astound

Dimly echoed drumming and some goat heads to distract

From the terrible screeching that you pass off as your act!

I wish your black clothes would combust. Why?

BLACK METAL SUCKS

You know what dude? You look like a schmuck!

YOU SUCK

Singer sounds like a wounded duck

BLACK METAL SUCKS

I'd rather listen to US

YOU SUCK

You know how I know you look like a fool?

LICH KING RULES!

We're the best band and we're super cool

WE RULE!

Straight from the 80's and we're old school

LICH KING RULES!

Running out of rhymes, so wading pool

THRASH IS THE RULE!