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You think you're so wonderful, the fairest fairy of them all

You think you're so powerful, the strongest brick in every wall

You think you're so beautiful, the hottest chick in every town

You think you're so funny, you can take away a dead man's frown

You do believe that all that's true

Everyone has to worship you

Everyone thinks you are the queen

You are so smart and cute and keen

Oh baby, there's one thing I have to tell you

Oh baby, there is something you should know

On the day that you were born your mother tried to run away

Every boy you've ever kissed immediately turned to gay

Every girl you've ever talked to wants to just rip off your face

Even your dear granny knows that you're the ultimate disgrace

Nobody likes you, can't you see

Everyone hopes, you'll let them be

Every time you come to stop by

Everyone start to curse and cry

Oh baby, there's one thing I have to tell you

Oh baby, there is something you should know

YOU'RE GROSS

I don't wanna see you! I don't wanna hear you!

I don't wanna feel you! So just go away and die!

I don't wanna smell you! I don't wanna taste you!

I don't wanna know you! So just go away and die!

Baby you're so ugly that it even scares blind men to death

Baby you're so smelly that a pig would draw its final breath

Baby please shut up 'cause your voice makes my brain come through my ears

Baby when I touch you it feels like you're aged two hundred years

You'd make a heathen think of wraiths

You'd make the pope lose all his faith

You'd make a monster run away

You'd even make the devil pray