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Off the road! Get off the road!

The van is packed and we’re ready to go

Off the road! Get off the road!

You’re holding the traffic and we’re late for the show

Off the road! Get off the road!

The engine is dying ‘cause we’re moving too slow

Off the road! Get off the road!

Who in the world taught you how to drive

It makes me wonder how you’re still alive

Fuck off and get off the road!

Who gave you a license and signed his name

Whoever it was they were clearly insane

You’re hitting the brakes at the slightest of turns

Wanna push you aside and leave you to burn

I wanna know

Who gave you the license?

I wanna know

Who taught you how to drive?

You clearly aren’t in a right frame of mind

Mentally impaired, unable to drive

Yet you’re hogging the lane with your piece of shit car

Get out of my way, you took this too far

I wanna know

Who gave you the license?

I wanna know

Who taught you to drive?

Die! Die! Die!