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We lifted you up,

Wiped the snot off your nose

Made a hero

Out of a pawn.

Agency gave you a name

We taught you the game,

Made you a something

To look upon.

Contract says:

"Clear the way

For progress,

Carve a bust in ink."

Incorporation

Pays for the bills;

We cover scandals

Won't let you sink.

Hit the hammer hard

& make it sting

Help the skinny rover swim...

We know the people

Who can set you free,

Build a personality.

We keep on sucking

'till your dying day

-Feed opinions

'till you fade away.

Hit the hammer hard

& make it sting

Help the skinny rover swim...