Funeral Lyrics


"We are gathered here tonight

to lay to rest Abigail la Fey

whom we now know was first born dead

on the seventh day of July 1777

Abigail must be nailed to her coffin with seven silver spikes

one through each arm, hand, and knee

and let the last of the seven be drawn through her mouth

so that she may never arise and cause evil again

Who will be the first?"

"I, O'Brian of the Black Horsemen"