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It was in the local paper:

"We will cure your every phobia, at Devil Lake Sanitarium.

We will make you feel you're right at home.

No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights.

We can recreate paradise and you don't even have to sacrifice a thing".

It only took about a minute's time for poor old Harry to make up his mind.

So he headed for Devil Lake, knowing doctors were awaiting him.

"No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights.

We can recreate paradise and you don't even have to sacrifice a thing".

[HARRY:]

"My name is Harry and I am from the countryside.

I'm looking for a doctor, Eastman is his name".

[Dr. EASTMANN:]

"We welcome you with open arms.

We've all been looking forward to having you here, at Devil Lake Sanitarium.

You must always sign a special paper first".

[HARRY:]

"I will sign anything just to get rid of my fears.

I just want to live a life, where do you want me to sign?".

[Dr. EASTMANN:]

"Right here on the dotted line.

This will give me the freedom I need for you, at Devil Lake Sanitarium.

You know we are the very best at what we do.

Oh yes!

Now that we have got his signature, I think it's time to start the Eastmann Cure.

So put him in the straight, I think Room 17 is still our whitest room".

"No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights.

We can recreate paradise and you don't even have to sacrifice a thing".