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Nothing ever happens

in this land

I have to sit here

Seeing the shadows pass

As they crawl around

My body starts to pound

They don't know i'm the priest

I'll begin to sell

I need to instruct them all

how to attach the chain

The sacred parasol

The way of the phone

So they can unlock

the unholy relic

And now they're able to

call the chosen number

Desbloquear y luego asterisco

La vida es dura, jueputa

Cada quien se la rebusca

A veces quisiera rendirme

pero tengo la voluntad de un minutero

No importa donde esté

Depende de mí escoger

cómo quiero vivir

El camino del minutero seguir

Quiero volver a reír

Problemas por corregir

El tiempo pasa factura

y yo lo cobro porque vendo

minutos

And I ask myself

Who was the first minuter?