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You’re looking for a starship lately, Something with comfort, speed and style

I’ll get you to agree that maybe,

There’s just one ship that’s worth your while The secret is the core reactor,

To make the light-years feel like miles

With just a little antimatter,

And hardwood floors instead of tile

You’ve got to get it, you can buy on credit, Our payment plan, you won’t regret it, yeah

Starship Velociraptor, it’s yours forever after Faster than light in one, two, three

Starship Velociraptor, one hundred laser blasters Your eyes can tell, you know you need,

The finest ship in the galaxy

And as you’re sailing on through starlight, You’re quite convinced that this is it,

It’s got a dozen restrooms inside,

In case we all just have to

Sit on the comfy leather seats,

Comes with a fridge that’s full of meat, oh And if you’re feeling restless at night, Just hit that holographic suite

This ship is fire, it’ll take you higher

Deep down you know your one desire, yeah

Starship Velociraptor, it’s yours forever after Faster than light in one, two, three

Starship Velociraptor, one hundred laser blasters Your eyes can tell, you know you need,

The finest ship in the galaxy

And if you pay an extra fee, yeah Two-thousand light-year guarantee, yeah

And if it puts your mind at ease, yeah We’ve got a twelve month limited warranty, It’s basically free, yeah

Starship Velociraptor, could be yours forever after Faster than light in one, two, three

Starship Velociraptor, one hundred laser blasters Your eyes can tell, you know you need,

The finest ship in the galaxy