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A horny motherfucker is out on the loose

Searching for a victim to seduce and abuse

Whips it out with pride prepare for a ride

I suggest you better run and hide

Run and hide, seal your behind

Once you're tied, he'll make you wide

Never uses lube or cream

A smile to his face while you cry and scream

Your bum is your evidence that's your proof

That you've been done by the Big Bad Poof

The Big Bad Poof, your bums your proof

The Big Bad Poof, he'll make you wide

Run pray and hide, and seal your behind

Run beg and hide, and seal your behind