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I divide my slaves into gender and ethnicity,

so that they fight each other instead of me.

I speak of good or evil nations, so that you will go to war for my wealth.

I tell you that hard work pays off, so that you stay motivated when I exploit you.

I'll tell you which media are reputable, namely those that I control.

But when I touch your heart with charismatic speeches, you believe everything I say.

I propagate minimalist frugality so that you will be grateful for your slavery.

I practice fascism and genocide in the name of democracy.

But when I touch your heart with charismatic speeches, you do everything I want.

For thousands of years, we've perfected the art of blinding you with your own emotions.