Revolving Reaper Lyrics


Grass has overgrown once again

Need to get some wine from the basement

Two bottles and joyful moment later

The boredom can be somehow tolerated

Starting the blades

Rotating at full speed

Proceeding through the yard

Around the rocks and trees

Challenging steep

Places towards the woods

Can be deadly to shorten up

One needs to be careful

Splatter!

Gore!

Blades of danger rotating

Finishing the misery

Boring outdoor home maintenance

With the revolving reaper

Plastic, toes, ankles, calves

Ripped apart from both feet

Knees, thighs, buttcheeks

Eaten by the vicious machine

Turn of the lever

Within the reach

Stops the rotation

Of the deadly sharp steel

Lying down in a shock

After unreal events

Lower body is ripped to shreds

Bleeding to death

Blood!

Guts!

Leaking abdomen

Finishes the misery

Pain and death caused by

The revolving reaper