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Pizza pepperoni,

you think you’re so cool

The king of toppings,

you make the rules

You’re nothing but a fraud,

a cheap imitation

You are the worst thing that ever happened to this nation

In the heart of the night

flames rise high

A pizza oven roaring

devouring the sky

Pizza pepperoni, you’re a disgrace,

Pizza pepperoni, get out of my face!

This is salami, this is salami

This is salami, not pepperoni

This is salami, this is salami

This is salami, not pepperoni

Guitar strings shred like melted cheese, drums beat faster than a delivery breeze, bass lines rumble, hungry stomach plea.

Leave your taste buds free

The crust is the battleground

Tomato sauce spills all around

Mozzarella cheese is everything you need, fight for the perfect slice, raise your fist!

This is salami, this is salami

This is salami, not pepperoni

This is salami, this is salami

This is salami, not pepperoni

Parmesan troopers

Marinara raids

Pepperoni warriors must die

I wanna know, I wanna know

I wanna know, I wanna know

who the fuck is Alfredo

I wanna know, I wanna know

I wanna...

Pizza, boobs and destroy

This is salami, this is salami

This is salami, not pepperoni

This is salami, this is salami

This is salami, not pepperoni