It’s Christmas (but I Don’t Carey) Lyrics


Those fucking bells are ringing

We have to celebrate

I forgot to write a letter

I’m so naughty...

you can’t imagine!

But you will come for me and...

I will make you come (twice)

When I say oh oh oh

under the mistletoe

(wanna see my camel toe!?)

It’s christmas but I don’t care

All I want is you stop singing

It’s christmas but I don’t carey

All I want is kill Mariah Carey

No more sweets,

No more candies

Stupid presents, not my sizes

Screaming children running, jumping, never falling,

can’t controlling

Death trees decorated

Fake musk is what I hate

I prefer to ride my boots

Follow my roots into the wood

Long horns

Muddy toes

Whips and chains

There’s a hell in your veins

No more tears

No more fears

I know the perfect place

for your scarlet tongue

Long horns

Muddy toes

Whips and chains

There’s a hell in your veins

No more tears

No more fears

I know the perfect place

for your scarlet tongue

It’s christmas but I don’t care

All I want is you stop singing

It’s christmas but I don’t carey

All I want is kill Mariah Carey

It’s christmas but I don’t care

All I want is you stop singing

It’s christmas but I don’t carey

All I want is kill Mariah Carey

It’s christmas but I don’t care

All I want is you stop singing

It’s christmas but I don’t carey

All I want is kill Mariah Carey

It’s christmas but I don’t care

All I want is you stop singing

It’s christmas but I don’t carey

All I want is kill Mariah Carey