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the united states presents groundbreaking technology

a rocket ship propelled by super powered laser beams

a circle jerk of the scientific community

maned by super model multi-cultural astronauts

it can travel 16 light years in a minute flat

“how much you wanna bet that china can’t do that?”

spaceship aeon 12 is about to take flight

over shot

aeon 12, overclocked

a typo on a macbook

turn one lightyear into a million

within 5 seconds, the crew of aeon 12 was launched

eight universe away from planet earth

the propulsion of the rocket was so great

it shifted the earth

15 millimeters closer to the sun

leaving them with no earth to return to

within 15 minutes

the crew of aeon 12 was 800 light years away from planet earth

they meet god