Pediculosis (Mommy, I Have Lice) Lyrics


they came to my school

 made us fall in line

 stuck a tongue depressor in my hair

 mommy, i have lice

 a look of disgust

 a nod to the teacher

 quickly sent me home

 mommy, i have lice

 washed my hair

 burnt my scalp

 pulled them off one by one

 mommy, i have lice

 Lindane Shampoo is a neurotoxin

 it caused me to vomit

 my friend came over to watch

 and he drank the bottle

 always itchy

 so fucking annoying

 scratch my head scratch my head scratch my head

 its the lice

 another day off school

 playing my Nintendo

 eating Cheese Whiz

 I just beat Super Mario 3

 they came to my school

 made us fall in line

 stuck a tongue depressor in my hair

 mommy, i have lice

 a look of disgust

 a nod to the teacher

 quickly sent me home

 mommy, i have lice

 washed my hair

 burnt my scalp

 pulled them off one by one

 mommy, i have lice

 Lindane Shampoo is a neurotoxin

 it caused me to seizure

 my friend got brain damage

 but he drank the bottle