Pediculosis (Mommy, I Have Lice) Lyrics


They came to my school

Made us fall in line

Stuck a tongue depressor in my hair

Mommy, I have lice

A look of disgust

A nod to the teacher

Quickly sent me home

Mommy, I have lice

Washed my hair

Burnt my scalp

Pulled them off one by one

Mommy, I have lice

Lindane Shampoo is a neurotoxin

It caused me to vomit

My friend came over to watch

And he drank the bottle

Always itchy

So fucking annoying

Scratch my head scratch my head scratch my head

Its the lice

Another day off school

Playing my Nintendo

Eating Cheese Whiz

I just beat Super Mario 3

They came to my school

Made us fall in line

Stuck a tongue depressor in my hair

Mommy, I have lice

A look of disgust

A nod to the teacher

Quickly sent me home

Mommy, I have lice

Washed my hair

Burnt my scalp

Pulled them off one by one

Mommy, I have lice

Lindane Shampoo is a neurotoxin

It caused me to seizure

My friend got brain damage

But he drank the bottle

Drank the bottle