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Woke yourself up at 6am

Forgot you have no job

Pandemic has fucked you up

Coffee time anyways grab a cup

Sit on the Lazy Boy like a lazy boi

Thinking of the time you almost fucked a lady boy

Chillin in Jamaica with all the rude boys

Keep hitting the net where's the ball boys?

Back to reality there's nothing to do

Watch the slow cooker make a mean stew

The meat is expired but whats a man to do?

Wait in line for an hour or two?

One-way isles don't pass anyone

People walk around like they have badges and guns

Grab your shit and make your way to the cash

Looking badass in your home made mask

Remember all the stuff you forgot to buy

When you’re half way home and you just got high

Fuck it you can live without Mr Noodles

Now go to fucking town on toaster strudels

Everything to watch is a rerun or lame

Because Every day in quarantines exactly the same

Haven’t washed your clothes in fourteen days

The shithole you live in smells like hot mayonnaise

Rat in the kitchen trap struggling for breath

Step on him and give him a warriors death

Throw it out the window as a special favour

To the chained up dog of your meth head neighbour

Pest control is non essential

Give it a couple months it'll be fundamental

Grandma crying she's being eaten alive

Bedbugs feasting eggs piling high