---

Never would I have imagined a fear so real as that

Ingrained in my mind it still haunts my dreams

A red-suited man hanging upside down in the shadows

Crawling on walls and swinging past my head

Who do you think you are chasing after that red-head slut?

I hear she has a phobia that might fuck up all your plans

Slinging webs in all directions

Leaving debris cluttering my city

That’s no way to behave

Spider-Man is no superhero

Late at night peering through uncovered windows

Voyeurism turning into an obsession

She wonders why mornings are always the same

The sun peering through sticky cobwebs

A shape and form like no other in nature

Those webs are not meant to catch insects

Slinging webs in all directions

Leaving debris cluttering my city

That’s no way to behave

Spider-Man is no superhero

My hate for you only grows stronger

I can't take this bullshit any longer

Flipping through the phone book an exterminator is called

I sit back and laugh as you begin to fall

Slinging webs in all directions

Leaving debris cluttering my city

That’s no way to behave

Spider-Man is no superhero