The Righteous Amphibious Mallet Lyrics


Beat down, down in my bog

I'm not the only frog

I'm mad, mad ironclad

I'm on my lily pad

They watch, and they will learn

Learn from my swinging arm

When caught, caught with my tongue

The young will feast among

Mallet swinging down

On to the skull of humans

We are the frogs watching

Until your bloods drooping

Pay back, what we will get

From fucking science class

Dissect and reconnect

Your bones into my throne

Your heart, is mine to keep

For the collection in my swamp

And I'm not joking

You'll be the one who's choking

I am the worst of all the frogs in the marsh

Your feet smell so delicious

I will eat them for breakfast

Mallet swinging down

On to the skull of humans

We are the frogs watching

Until your bloods drooping

Amphibian vengeance

Our justice absolute

You shall know the fury

Of fucking frogs raining down on you

The righteous amphibious mallet