Give me 13 pints of beer That's why I am here To get so drunk that I can't see to erase my memory! (Erase my memory!) Bring a tankard, bring thirteen O, so thirsty, I skull the first beer The second one won't last very long I've got eleven more to go after all It's getting jolly, o' can't you tell We're already down to ten! Raise the stein, the number is nine, The stars align, we're havin' the time of our lives, so join in and... Give me 13 pints of beer That's why I am here To get so drunk that I can't see to erase my memory! Jug number eight, the name of the game Tonight there is no shame Seven and six, firm in my grip Akimbogrog, that's what they call me Flasks five, never felt so alive Flagons four, I charge the dancefloor Still got three, we begin to sing Final two, about to spew So give me 13 pints of beer That's why I am here To get so drunk that I can't see to erase my memory! Last pitcher of beer in front of me I'm almost ready to give up and go to sleep But before I go I must defeat this test To earn my rest, I must complete my quest! Give me thirteen! Give me thirteen! Give me 13 pints of beer That's why I am here To get so drunk that I can't see to erase my memory! To get so drunk, that I can see To reveal my destiny! HEY!