Flummoxing Act 1: Garbonzo's Leap Lyrics


Pardon me if I ask thee if what just happened was reality

How one plus one is three to me

And how fish have started to climb trees

Well, it seems all knowledge ain't logic at all

Just stories and fables and numbers to call

So please slide down and I'll see your saw

I'll perplex and bewilder & flummox you all

thank you

thank you sir

thank you madame

thank you very much

thank you all very much

thank you all for hearing this

thank you all for hearing this song

thank you all for hearing this here song

thank you all for staying put for this song

thank you all for staying put for this song so far!

This song really sucks, I don't give no fucks

I ain't scared of ducks that have small tails and beaks

Weeks and weeks have gone by slow

No time and place to go sleep

Count sheep leaping up & down

Clowns that frown keep underground towns

Think about it now

Think on it later

Think of all the times you've heard somebody ask

Why do you look that way now?

Who did this to you?

Forget what you have seen, it's not true

Don't think that we're not out to get

You can't think nor speak

You're not strong, you're weak

You can't read or write

You're too small to fight back