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I will not get out of bed

you cannot fucking make me

Fuck you, this is my refuge

I will stay between these sheets

Nobody ever has to tuck me in

Count sheep constantly

I'm not missing a thing because dreams will always beat reality

I've slept seventeen hours

I've still got seven more to go

no good morning, no good night neither

I just want to stay a sleeper

It's raining, & it's pouring, but I'm still always snoring

Even if I don't bump my head, I still won't get up in the morning

Naps don't cut it, unconsciousness is my one true welcome home

Dreams play through my head

Sleep apnea is the way I want to go

The world ain't worth my time no more

I'd rather nurse on NyQuil & snore

My only concern is the occasional bed-sore

I won't be getting out of bed anymore