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Ralph was a guy from the trailer side

Ralph cleaned the campus almost every night

sweeping fast, mopping last, watch him do his dust attack

thinks it's fun, makes him run, watch him hit a hunk of crack

Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye

Ralph didn't like the dust bunnies

Ralph thought his puns were all funny

inspect the room with scepter broom, never forgets a second glance

sani-bags, trailer swag, watch him do the elmo dance

Ralph was a master class sweeper

Ralph was a class A tweaker, sneaker, peeper, streaker, creeper

creeps the halls, tweaking balls, finds every last particle

wash the floor, don't ignore, the mess he finds is the mess he kills

Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye