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Ralph was a guy from the trailer side

Ralph cleaned the campus almost every night

Sweeping fast, mopping last,

Watch him use his dust attack

Thinks it's fun, makes him run

Watch him hit a hunk of crack

Aye aye aye aye yiiiie

Ralph didn't like the dust bunnies

(No he didn’t)

Ralph thinks his puns are all funny

(Yes he did, I swear)

Inspect the room with scepter broom

Never forgets a second glance

Sani-bags & trailer swag

Watch him do the Elmo dance

Ralph is a master class sweeper

Ralph is a class A tweaker, sneaker, peeper, creeper

Creeps the halls, tweaking balls

Finds every last particle

Wash the floor, don't ignore

The mess he finds is the mess he kills

Aye aye aye aye yiiiie