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It doesn't matter if I sleep with a woman almost every night, or eat more pussy than a canine with an appetite

I love the ladies but I got an eye for you guys too - androgynous, but I've still got bigger balls than you

not based on whose ass I fuck any given day, It's okay to be gay, but some might say it might be better some other way - well, I got something I gotta say!

I might not catch it but I'll pitch it & I'll hit it pretty fucking hard

I'm a bugger but I'll fuck her; Venus, David, or any piece of art

I like what I like, & I'm psyched to be who I've been from the very start

I could win the war & run for office, if I wanna crack at it, I could start a whole family & be a better dad than Bob Saget while still making a loud as fuck rock n roll racket, but to a bigot I'm still just half a fucking faggot

Does it really matter what somebody else does with their time?

As long as they're not fucking you, you shouldn't even mind

I ain't Hillary Clinton, always flippin' & floppin' & switching sides

Maybe I don't wanna change, but god knows I've tried

But God's got nothing to do with definitions of sin

His own son was out fishin' with a dozen guys for men

This ain't some PC-PSA about fucking both ways

If it wasn't weird they wouldn't say queer, they'd just say 'okay'

But we're all mad here, & It's still perfectly clear that some people are afraid of others taking a dick in the rear

You're not scared of the faggots you're scared of yourself

And what dick might make your tiny prick rise all by itself

I'm just a bundle of sticks, damming up the damned river Styx - you're gonna blow me up

I'm just a bundle of twigs, fallen from the tree of cursed figs, you're gonna burn me down