Vatislam Lyrics


Cardinal Newman...pushing doctrines

Cardinal Dolan...hiding church funds

Tolkien writing...Catholic elf-songs

Rembert Weakland licking ding dongs

Grab your favorite altar boy

Vatislam...Vatislam

Pleasure time in the rectory

Time to slam...slam...slam

Heinrich Kramer...Hexenhammer

Jacob Sprenger...second scammer

Would-be masters...total bastards

Unauthorized strixology

Sovereign pontiff...puppet office

For us, waiting...apparatus

Lackeys fawning...our day dawning

Triumph on Mons Vaticanus

Pull the Roman Curia down

Vatislam...Vatislam

Heretical depravity

Time to slam...slam...slam