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"Spank" The Magic Monkey,

He is one of a kind!

Space Crusader, Fighting Evil

Fearless in the Frontline.

"Spank" The Magic Monkey,

Committed to the very end.

Whenever you're in danger or trouble,

his mighty gun, he will lend!

Look there, danger is lurking everywhere.

Oh yeah, the smell of evil's in the air.

No fear, Missiles in the front and cannons in the rear!

He's here, "Spank" The Supersonic Space Crusader!

"Spank" The Magic Monkey,

harmless and cute he may look.

(But) your days are very numbered,

if you're not in his good books.

"Spank" The Magic Monkey,

Cannon Laser Death Sentenced!

Inspired by a Dethlok Song,

We plagiarise with no repentance!

Look there, danger is lurking everywhere.

Oh yeah, the smell of evil's in the air.

No fear, Missiles in the front and cannons in the rear!

He's here, "Spank" The Supersonic Space Crusader!

One Little Monkey Jumping on the bed,

He Fell down and broke his Head

Momma called the doctor and the doctor said:

"No more monkey jumping on the bed."