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There was a guy that I used to know

He made a ventriloque out of his asshole

The Man Who Taught His Arse To Talk

It could spell words through his sphincter

Words with a sound that you could smell

The Man Who Taught His Arse To Talk

“Has it its own will!?” he asked himself

“Is It a new life form straight outta my ass!?”

The Man Who Taught His Arse To Talk

1,2… fuck you!

And then the arse grew its own teeth

To bite and eat at its own will

Sphincter’s feast

Devil’s anal trumpets are craving their way

Anatomical war - only one shall stay

Bodily subvertion… ough!

It’s brain’s defeat, the asshole has won

Bodily subvertion forever

The Man Who Taught His Arse To Talk