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Me and Sal went down to Taunton to buy ourselves a book

I'll tell you this was an odd occurance cos I really do hate books

We entered the shop, it smelt of coffee and wall to wall with nerds

With elbow patches, massive brains and garish coloured cords

Good morning sir, good morning madam, what can I do for you?

In this delightful book emporium every dream comes true

We've books on Lincoln, Yvonne Goolagong, early wiff waff modern ping pong

Ian Glaspers book on a punk and the chord to the wombling song

Ha ha thanks but no thanks, we ain't here to look

I'm only after Ross Lomas, City Baby on ignite books

Mmm okay I've just had a look and it seems we haven't got it

So I'll need your address, mobile number and twelve pounds cash deposit

I ain't got a house number or a postal code

We live in a bus in the middle of nowhere, no fixed abode

No postcode? No number? You two live in a bus?

The computer says if you want a book a number is a must

All I want is to buy a book

I ain't got a number cos lives in a bus

A name and deposit don't seem to suit her

I don't make the rules blame the computer

All I want is to buy a book

I ain't got a number cos lives in a bus

A name and deposit don't seem to suit her

I don't make the rules blame the computer

Let's pretend if it makes you happy

How about a million the bus?

You've got my cash and my name

My brain can't take the fuss

Why should I give you information like the number of my phone?

You'll plague me with your special offers

And never leave me alone

No postcode? No number? You two live in a bus?

The computer says if you want a book a number is a must

No postcode? No number? You two live in a bus?

The computer says if you want a book a number is a must

No postcode? No number? You two live in a bus?

The computer says if you want a book a number is a must

No postcode? No number? You two live in a bus?...