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I took a stroll

With purpose strides

Aproached an oaf

With dying eyes

Dr. Waft

nurared in my shell

I am the last of the Minroid

Listen well

Ooh Do the Minriod

Point the piggies

at ten to two

Kinky left arm

Wiggle like a twerp

Place yer right hand

On your krow

Spastic hat

Shake yer body down

Ooh Do the Minriod

Waft, he gave us the dance

From the moon, he give us to dance

He appeared on earth

To us bizarre

Minroid every where

Im so excited

These groovey movea

Fuck me, the Minroid

Is on the national news

Punks are doing

The Minroid every where

From Motherwell

To weston-super-man